February 2012
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[TW FOR PARASITES] AUUUUUGH
ONE OF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS COMMENTED ON A PICTURE FROM ONE OF HIS FRIENDS
AND THAT MEANT I COULD SEE THE PICTURE
AND IT WAS THIS BIG SNAKE JUST FUCKING COVERED IN BLOATED TICKS
AND IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING AND CREEPY THING I’VE SEEN IN YEARS
I AM STILL GETTING SHIVERS FROM SEEING THAT
AUUUUUUUGH
MAKE IT GO AWAY
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Let's just make this clear. I'm so done with this...
stfusexists:
brieana90:
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slond-n-slondon:
you post nudes because
very little self confidence and you’re looking for encouragement and praise from people that either know you and know how low your self confidence is and feel the need to make you feel better or people that don’t and wouldn’t care to, you’re just another bitch to fap to
or
you’re sending sexy pictures to a...
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I really cannot stand it when grown-ass adults use...
WE ARE ALL ADULTS. WE KNOW WHAT PEEING AND POOPING ARE. YOU CAN EVEN SAY “GO TO THE BATHROOM” IF YOU DON’T WANT TO MENTION YOUR BODILY FUNCTIONS. BUT DO NOT TALK AS IF EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS FIVE YEARS OLD AND NEEDS TO HAVE CUTESY LITTLE NICKNAMES FOR THEM.
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Mom and Dad.
I understand, since I’m living with you and all, why you would want to get a general idea of what I’m planning to do with my week, and also of what all I’m doing to continue trying to find a better job. Believe me, both of us want me to find a better job.
I do not, however, understand why you insist on me posting my entire schedule for the next week outside of my door for you...
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My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar...
– Neil Gaiman (via booksandnerds)
Not gonna lie, I did this. And I would have done it more if clothing designed for little girls had more pockets.
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So I'm catching up on the last few MLP episodes
talesoftherin:
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aboyscoutandabrownie:
And I’m like “…wait…they actually called that character Derpy?” I was pretty sure her official name was Ditzy in previous episodes.
I…don’t like that. I get it being a fanon nickname and all that, but that’s not cool. Particularly with the way they’re portraying her. And the voice they gave her.
I can’t even.
Wait WHAT? I’m pretty...
So I'm catching up on the last few MLP episodes
timemachineyeah:
aboyscoutandabrownie:
And I’m like “…wait…they actually called that character Derpy?” I was pretty sure her official name was Ditzy in previous episodes.
I…don’t like that. I get it being a fanon nickname and all that, but that’s not cool. Particularly with the way they’re portraying her. And the voice they gave her.
I can’t even.
Wait WHAT? I’m pretty behind, but do...
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So I'm catching up on the last few MLP episodes
And I’m like “…wait…they actually called that character Derpy?” I was pretty sure her official name was Ditzy in previous episodes.
I…don’t like that. I get it being a fanon nickname and all that, but that’s not cool. Particularly with the way they’re portraying her. And the voice they gave her.
I can’t even.
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yes.thatcanbe/my/next/tweet/
The lovely and accessible birth control for my phone.
The man’s a fun euphemism. …Pretty sure coming up far too cold.
…Pretty sure coming up a leftover headache from last night. …Where?” RIGHT NEXT TO BAKE THINGS.
I’m missing one about five months before my face.
Protip: if you’re good; all set for dildos.
Just found out this year that the Internet.
...
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kileyrae:
Rachel Maddow educates Mitt Romney on a couple of key words in the English language.
Man, don’t you hate it when you’re a Republican and you accidentally let your true colors show through that wholesome veneer?
KRISTIN YOU LOOK BURNT
OR DEAD
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juthikaforpresident:
so uh
if you all could promote this link
we can do awesome things brown women we can
http://oppressedbrowngirlsdoingthings.tumblr.com/
This blog is pretty awesome.
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Just changed my Google search language to Swedish...
I forgot how entertaining that is.
One Town's War on Gay Teens →
guernica322:
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daunt:
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lettersfromtitan:
1. This is very triggering about bullying and suicide. Proceed with caution.
2. This is from Rolling Stone’s Valentine’s Day issue.
3. If you are a straight person in the Glee fandom, oh god, do I want you to read every word of this.
This is horrifying, and that’s exactly why you...
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That awkward moment when the UK warns you about an...
torayot:
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and you expect them to go all ‘it’s going to fall below -45°C and it’s going to be windy as fuck so it’ll seem even colder’ and instead they tell you that it might get ‘as cold as -11°C in places over the coming week’.
The insensitive South Saami/Northern Swede in me has a hard time not laughing.
It’s not the cold that’s the problem, it’s the fact that no one in...
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Dude, I am so sick of like half of the "w4w"...
That is why the mw4w section exists, people!
ジョン・ゴールトって誰?: I dislike these discussions. →
diaxiann:
daisysnotebook:
I’m talking to a girl who has never visited Asia, yet idolize “Asian civilization,” as if all Asian cultures are alike. She said that while discrimination is rampant within the United States, Asian nations have progressed past that. If you believe that, you’re very…
I would kick the shit out of her then send her to live on the streets of Jakarta for a month. Then see...
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holymotherofrowling:
saying things like, “words only have what meaning you put into them” as an excuse for why you believe people shouldn’t be offended by slurs is victim blaming at its finest.
I was having this conversation with my dad last night, when I mentioned that I wasn’t going to use the term “grammar Nazi” anymore. Basically, the upshot was that he didn’t...
There's a misconception about bisexuality.
theillustratednerdgirl:
Actually, there are lots of them. But the one I’m going to address right now is the idea that in order to qualify as bisexual one must be equally attracted to both men and women, as if you can’t have a preference one way or the other.
And that’s just not true. Think of the Kinsey Scale. Just as people rarely fall completely on one side or the other, there are also lots...
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[TW FOR RAPE] She called 911 for help, not to... →
stfuhatemongers:
thecheekylibertarian:
This is one of the most repulsive examples of police brutality and abuse of power that I have ever heard. She was sodomized and raped by a police officer sent to investigate a broken window in her home.
She was 19 and a mother of 2.
Oh my. The comments on this article. I am about to post some. They’re so bad.
I’d like to point out this quote...
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At Plano Children's Theatre, They've Shampooed All... →
I can’t even wrap my head around this.
Some thoughts:
1) The choreographer mentioned that there were some Black cast members when they started rehearsal, but they all dropped out. Maybe that was because, as is apparently the case, this theatre has a history of casting white kids in Black roles, see nothing wrong with it and have no plans to change? I wouldn’t feel welcome in that...
January 2012
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So why is it
that I can watch porn for free on my computer, but if I want to watch the same videos on my phone I have to pay for it?
Does anyone know why RedTube does this?
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I hate it when I psych myself up to call someone and it turns out they haven’t paid their phone bill. Or something.