February 2011
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Never tell anyone on LiveJournal anything.
I put up a story in the bad_service comm that it was generally agreed upon was actually a customers_suck story in disguise; after I realized this, I added an apology to the bottom of the entry acknowledging the mistake and left it to the mods to delete. (I didn’t want to delete it myself because it might look like I was flouncing or something.)
Apparently, though, people don’t read,...
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I'm not a morning person
laughlovelivebeliebe:
thatonegirlkimberly:
brooklyndreaming:
When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like:
OH MY GOD YES
this is life
Replace “family” with “roommate” and this is at least four mornings a week of my life.
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Weather Channel is reporting on this potentially...
They mentioned Chicago and how this could potentially be one of the top 5 snowfalls in recorded history. One of the current top 5 was from Jan 1-3, 1999. I was there for that; they got 21 inches and we got to stay in Chicago for another day. We had a snowball fight with David, and after a while we figured out it was way easier to pick up the chunks of snow from the snowplow drifts than to...
January 2011
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UGH, why can't the Emerald City Comic Con be two...
Seriously, if they could just wait two months until I’m actually going to be living in Seattle, that would be fantastic.
Jeph Jacques is going to be there, and so are the Boondock Saints.
Yeah, that’s right. THE BOONDOCK FUCKING SAINTS.
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Ever notice there's a difference between the new...
One features a group of women talking about how they need to cut back, and celebrating the fact that with these new under-550-calorie meals, cutting back tastes great. All treated as completely normal even though they’re being, in my opinion, way too enthusiastic about these meals.
The other features a group of men. One of them says “I think I’ll order one of these new...
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So my community advisor in my apartment complex...
Only she spelled my name wrong. And I’m pretty sure I spelled it right multiple times on the lease.
Yes, lady. You really make me believe that you care about me.
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Your period
iheartcrayola:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
Back pain is my biggest problem. Seriously, why the hell are my lower...
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These are some things that people need to...
1) Giving marginalized groups of people the respect and rights they deserve does not equal lessening respect or rights of the group(s) currently in power.
2) Just because you have suffered discrimination in some areas of your life, does not mean you do not still benefit from some sort of privilege. For example, if you are a middle-class Latina lesbian, you have cisgender and economic privilege,...
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“Speaking of the word “awesome” and queer Brits, you know what I...”
– eastsidekate, Shakesville
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13 Women are co-sponsors of this Bill →
rabbleprochoice:
Their names:
Michele Bachmann (Minnesota): 202-225-2331
Marsha Blackburn (Tennessee): 202-225-2811
JoAnn Emerson (Missouri): 202-225-4404
Virginia Foxx (North Carolina): 202-225-2071
Kay Granger (Texas): 202-225-5071
Vicky Hartzler (Missouri): 202-225-2876
Lynn Jenkins (Kansas): 202-225-6601
Cathy McMorris Rodgers (Washington): 202-225-2006
Candice Miller...
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I can't even.
ilovetacos:
^ One of my favorites. zomg.
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Rapist walks free as judge agrees girl, 12, looked... →
malefeministandthenakedsamba:
genderbitch:
lucypaw:
inherhipstheresrevolutions:
“A convicted child rapist who claims he believed a 12-year-old girl he raped was 16 has been given a conditional discharge by top judges…”
Ah, I love how his full name and street address has been published. Nice one LEP ;)
This is rape culture.
I wanna throw up.
WHY THIS WORLD.
STOP REFERRING TO RAPE...
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This sitcom is appalling. Why the hell am I...
Maybe it’s like a train wreck.
This is the 21st century. These are things we should not still be seeing in every single sitcom:
Nagging wives
Husbands who are “pigs” and constantly lying to said nagging wives
Mothers talking to their daughters about getting a “reputation” if they have sex
Sons who are the butt of constant gay jokes - from their families - if...
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dinnerinthedarkroom:
sexdeathmoney:
Remember...
From this moment on
I will forever describe Paige as having a tinkling music box for a heart.
Not only is it adorable, it’s the perfect way to describe her, and I’m kicking myself for not coming up with it.
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When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
kindofaninja:
ber-na-babe:
I CAN’T READ LIPS YOU GUYS
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Dear WWHP:
Please stop hiring people with terrible fake English accents to narrate your commercials. It might be better if you hired, oh, an actual English person?
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when Frank gets a worried expression and you just...
Does it say something about me that I am so enamoured with a character who’s essentially a sociopath?
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you’re playing poker against Kristen Stewart and you realize she only has one expression.
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So apparently
my roommate does not have the spare time to make a dent in the mountain of her dirty dishes that are in the sink, but she DOES have time to write me a long note on the fridge about how I need to take out the trash, with lots of poorly punctuated conjunctions and underlining and capital letters, so I know she means business.
See, okay, I don’t mind taking out the trash. It’s probably...
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THE T-BIRDS GLEEFULLY...
dinnerinthedarkroom:
foreheadtittaes:
roxanneritchi | delladilly:
“did she put up a fight?!”
and you were like BOPPIN’ AND GROOVIN’ but now you’re like D:
That awkward moment when you rewatch Grease for the first time as an adult and you spend the entire movie going, “…uh.”
i love how this movie says you have to change for a man to like you.