March 2012
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Harry Potter gets 10 fugging nominations for the...
thehpfacts:
Best fantasy film
Best Supporting Actors
Ralph Fiennes Alan Rickman
Best Supporting Actress: Emma Watson
Best Direction
Best Production Design
Best Editing
Best Costume
Best Make-up
Best Special Effects
WELL YAAY!! DONT FORGET TO BE AWESOME HARRY POTTER! DONT YOU FORGET!
Full List Here
Why the fuck is Emma Watson nominated for Best Supporting Actress? She’s one...
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February 2012
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I told my mom that saying “I don’t want to gyp the post office” was offensive, and she said to me that she didn’t think it was a big deal for her to say it because “America didn’t have the issues with gypsies that Europe did.”
What?
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A Girl Like Me →
grrrlvirus:
I look at Rihanna and go, “Girl, c’mon, just let Chris Brown fall into a grave of his own design.” And yet, unfortunately, I totally get it.
Always relevant. [TW for abuse and stalking in the article and the comments.]
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Nothing quite blows away angst for a while like a stripperiffic playlist.
Santorum's Snobbery →
Here’s one thing that makes me headtilt a little:
…Rick Santorum was doing his best George Wallace impression over the weekend, gunning for Tea Party votes by denouncing those “pointy-headed intellectuals” who always think they know better than real folk. “President Obama wants everybody in America to go to college,” Santorum said at an Americans for Prosperity rally. “What a...
in other news I am a complete failure
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Mer is the luckiest.
Her -
January 2012: Moves to Kansas City.
February (beginning): Gets job that actually lets her use the skills she went to school for.
February (end): Prepares to move into fancy condo.
Me -
May 2011: Moves to Seattle.
June: Gets retail job at fabric store.
February 2012: Still in retail job. Still living with parents. Hating current job. No prospects of getting a job or even an...
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Strip clubs are not sexist, shaming women for... →
dr-clear-heels:
Sex work in itself is not inherently anti-feminist. What is sexist about strip clubs, pornography and other commercial avenues of sex is the fact that our society has normalized the open expression of men’s sexual desire and not that of women.
Women’s equality goes beyond legal rights and equality in employment; it extends into healthy expressions of sexuality that are not...
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MLP just makes me so happy ok
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Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
You know, I tried Google Chrome because I heard a...
But it turned me off first thing when it wouldn’t let me import my bookmarks from Firefox. I had to export them as an HTML document and then add them to Chrome, and even then they came out completely unorganized.
That really does not seem user-friendly to me.
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So there’s this event hall in Everett where Newt Gingrich is speaking tonight, and then they’re showing Rocky Horror tomorrow.
All I can think about is how fucking hilarious it would be if Newt’s publicity people got the dates mixed up.
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Watchunknowablewoman:
modernistwitch:
bublog:
Happy Hanukkah from Lil Bub
Here’s a Bub video. I’m obsessed with this strange, beautiful little critter.
EVERYONE
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT THIS INSTANT
LOOK AT THIS CAT
LOOK AT ITS FUCKING FACE
Dude’s just lying there like YUP
LOOK AT MY TONGUE
BASK IN ITS GLORY
is it creepy to paint a picture of someone you’re crushing on
yeah I thought so
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
iamabutchsolo:
lizziegoneastray:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Perfect quote is perfect.
[TW for fat shaming for the graphic at this link... →
unknowablewoman:
fattiesinlove:
crystalizedessence:
brontus:
Fatties encouraging other people to become fat just because they don’t have the discipline to change themselves disgust me deeply.
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Unfortunately, you’ve got it all wrong. One of the main points of the campaign is to not BODY SHAME people just because of their size....
Jesus, my nephew is a loud kid sometimes.
I can’t tell if those noises he’s making upstairs are supposed to be sirens or amplified wolf-cats.
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Comic-nerd dude-friend expresses surprise that...
I laugh in his face.
Because seriously, dude, how did it take you so long to notice this?
Conundrum:
I really want to do some collaging, but I don’t want to use any of the pictures I have stored in case I ruin them.
if I let my brain loose on Tumblr right now I would be right back to my uber-dramatic high school blog posts about unarticulated crushes I can’t have at the moment
I’m going to spare everybody that
for now
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Realization:
I am in love with a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
GET OUT OF MY LIFE, TVTROPES.
So apparently Tumblr doesn't want me to upload...
DAMN YOU TUMBLR. MY LIFE REALLY NEEDS AN ANGST GIF RIGHT NOW.
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