the profound things that happen when you leave writing tutors alone with magnetic words
in cold sky
hot gas
chemistry?
star?
yes
Though I think my favorite one isdid I ask you to science?
I desire mystery but I smell spinal fluid!
“did i ask why love is like dog”
that’s beautiful
DID I ASK YOU TO SCIENCE
Kinda glad nobody is home to watch me dancing to this.
Listen/purchase: The Apparate! Suite by Potter Puppet Pals
19 plays
Serpentine by serena malyon
AAAAAAAAH OH GOD THIS IS THE #1 THING THAT TERRIFIES ME ABOUT WATER
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eileenpaints replied to your post: I am so sick of the fucking cissexist ads for The…
oh nnnnnnooo i was so excited there was gonna be a lady cop movie is it really that awful? SIGH
SO WAS IIIIIIIIIII
until I saw an ad with this scene in it
It gets super cissexist at like 57 seconds in, although before then it’s really classist sooooooooooooo
And like this scene is in one of the TV spots that just keeps playing over and over and over and over so even if it’s just one tiny moment it is one they thought was “funny” enough to warrant plastering all over TV and I can’t escape it and just uuuuuuuuuugh
goddammit the preview I saw for this looked SO GOOD
Why is it everything I get excited about turns out to have aspects that are totally terrible?
Ever have sex with someone so bad, you’re embarrassed for yourself?
This was me last fall when I hadn’t gotten laid in like a year and a half and I was getting desperate.
IT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>post “fucking white people” in a comment thread on facebook
>facebook, known for allowing racism and sexism and multiple other forms of human stupidity to run rampant literally until the moment their revenue is threatened, removes the comment and blocks me from posting, commenting, or liking for 12 hours
>you have got to be fucking kidding me
I reported a guy for using the n-word in a comment, and they finally did remove it, but it took them like a month to do it. Fucking ridiculous.
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when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO
this has literally just changed my life thank~
O_O I DID NOT KNOW YOU COULD DO THIS
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All Natalie Gunshannon wanted was to be paid a fair wage for her work, she said. Gunshannon, 27, of Dallas Township, worked at McDonald’s Restaurant on the Dallas Highway from April 24 to May 15. When she received her first paycheck, enclosed was a Chase Bank debit card with instructions on how to use it and the fees attached.
When I worked at the Hancock’s in Cape, just before I moved away and left my job there, they switched over from direct deposit to these kinds of cards. I have no idea if they would have had these kinds of fees attached - I don’t believe they were affiliated with a particular bank - but I remember there was a couple of weeks’ worth of pay that I just…never got because I couldn’t access the card and nobody could tell me what the issue was.
I guess that system backfired on them, though, because when I got hired at Hancock’s in Lynnwood a couple of years later, they were back to direct deposit.
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It’s rather astounding how much Tumblr simulaneously makes me despise humanity and gives me renewed faith in it.
Am I seriously like the only person in the world who likes a sugary, kind of praline-y texture in fudge and frosting? Every recipe I’ve found has tips on how NOT to get that result, although I suppose doing the opposite of that might get me what I want.
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK
Another fantastic edition of “Why the fuck is to-scale man not freaking the fuck out?!?!”
And that’s not even looking at the size of some of the pre-dinosaur insects and arthropods. Like 9-foot sea scorpions or 15-foot millipedes.
Also, am I the only one wondering why the reptile in that second picture is Edward fucking Scissorhands?
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