This night is winding down, but time means nothing

Here is what I want from you, Glee.

My cut is not working, for whatever reason, so I will just say SPOILERS ALERT and give you ample room to avoid them.

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1) Stop making Rachel and Finn the focus of the show.  She’s a pain in the ass and he’s just kind of boring.

2) Stop passing off horrible things as good things.  Example: Finn outing Santana, which led to her sexuality being broadcast on television to the entire town, and then never getting called out on it, even by Santana herself.

3) Give more screen time to Mercedes.  And make Samcedes happen for real.  Also, make Brittana happen for real.

4) Stop leaving loose ends everywhere we turn and then retconning them a whole season later.  Example: Artie’s artificial leg machine, or whatever that was.  Given to him on last year’s Christmas episode, and then never mentioned again until this year’s Christmas episode, when Tina offhandedly mentioned that it broke the day after he got it.

5) Have Quinn dye her hair pink again and continue being a decent human being.  I don’t like the way you equate “dyed hair” with “evil and manipulative.”

6) Give me more of that swim coach from the most recent episode.  I like her.

7) Stop resolving complicated plots way too quickly and simply.  Example: the fight between Biest and Sue over Cooter.  (Horrible name, by the way.)  They set it up as something that was going to be a knock-down, drag-out fight, and then the next we hear about it, it’s “Oh, Cooter and I eloped!”  It didn’t even happen onscreen.  What gives, Glee?

8) Have someone point out to Sam that the time he spent working as a stripper was nothing to be ashamed of.  And mean it.

9) Show us that Blaine can sing in more than one style.

10) Bring back Lauren Zizes.

11) Put Santana in more vintage swimsuits.

To be continued…

Oh shit, man.

geekybitch:

yellow-eyeballs:

aboyscoutandabrownie:

That whole bit in Glee about the girl claiming she has “self-diagnosed Asperger’s” and then using that as an excuse to say anything she wants…that is going to cause all sorts of trouble.

BAD IDEA, GLEE.  MAKING THAT JOKE IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.  NOT OKAY.

WAIT DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?

For Christ’s sake.

Let the fucking shit storm begin.

*hasn’t actually seen the episode, mind you*

I actually have met people like that. So… I think it’s true that some neurotypicals self-diagnose themself with autism, because  they think it’s an excuse. I’m not sure how much is was used for comedy, though?

I think maybe they were trying to make fun of the kind of people you described - neurotypicals self-diagnosing - but it really wasn’t clear and could easily be read as making fun of actual people with Asperger’s.  Which is why Glee shouldn’t try to make ironic jokes (or whatever) because they really aren’t good at subtlety or at gracefully handling topics that might be sensitive or offensive.

Glee frustrates me because there are some things about it I DO like, and the fact that it’s such a popular show could give them a great outlet to actually show and do progressive things on TV, but even when they try to do that it goes all wrong and turns out offensive or falls flat halfway.

Oh shit, man.

That whole bit in Glee about the girl claiming she has “self-diagnosed Asperger’s” and then using that as an excuse to say anything she wants…that is going to cause all sorts of trouble.

BAD IDEA, GLEE.  MAKING THAT JOKE IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.  NOT OKAY.

Hey, Glee.

Please explain to me why neither Brittany nor Santana is bisexual.

You pissed off a lot of bi people with that whole Blaine/Rachel drama, where you spent the whole episode basically talking about how bisexuality doesn’t exist.  You could have won them over again by making one or both of these characters bi.  It’s not out of canon for either of them, since they’ve clearly both had sex with both guys and girls, and enjoyed it.  But no, Santana has realized she is strictly a lesbian and Brittany is straight but “bicurious”, implying that whatever feelings are there that lean towards her being bi are less real or legitimate.  Not that there’s anything wrong with either of these, but seriously, would it kill you to acknowledge bisexuals/pansexuals?

Ok:

1. I really do not believe people who are that drunk can sing that well, but hey, it’s TV.

2. Thanks, Kurt, for implying that I don’t exist.  I mean, I get that you’re upset, but really?  Erasing bisexuals/pansexuals from existence…nice.

3. Purple vomit.  GROSS.

4. Why the hell does Will have Sue’s number in his phone?

5. I am definitely the happy-girl drunk.  I will go and party with Tina and Mercedes.

6. Can I just say…why is it that I couldn’t have gotten a gay guy in Spin the Bottle in high school and made him question his sexuality?  That would have been my dream come true at the time, but NO.

7. Annnd I’m done with random thoughts.  This episode entertained me but also made me full of rage.

dinnerinthedarkroom:

adventurefilled:

Actually, I’m more with the writers on the Rachel one…

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So this is my commentary during tonight’s Glee episode.

Lauren +Puck forever!

Oh my god, Finn is the hugest douche.  But Becky is fucking adorable.

Whoa.  Girl fight.  Can’t decide whether I feel sorry for Santana or not.  She’s a bitch,  but damn, Rachel, that was a low blow.  Way to slut-shame.

HOW DARE YOU BE SO OBLIVIOUS AND HURT MY KURT

Sleepover.  Yes.  And Mercedes is boss.

FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS YES.  And everyone is like WTF?

Awww, Santana’s jealous.

You fucked up, Puck.  No, you Pucked up.  That is an awesome song but a TERRIBLE choice for a first love song.

“They’re called records.  People used to listen to music on them.”  HA.

Sam’s expression.  “Wait…that didn’t go as planned.”

I want Brittany’s shirt with the heart on it.

“Get out of my way, please, afore I end you.”  Man, Santana, you’ve gotta be really dumb to mess with a wrestling champ.

Well.  This might win for most awkward kiss ever.

Okay, even I would feel really uncomfortable if some dude and his school choir came and serenaded me in public.  Especially if I was at work at the time.   (Also, just a thought…does anyone in the Warblers ever get a solo besides Blaine?)

Kurt, shut the fuck up.  This isn’t your situation and you are not helping.

Hey Santana – NFL players are also quite possibly RAPISTS.

Hahahahaha, RingPop.

“You realize this is making me a cheater?”  What the fuck, Quinn.  He’s not MAKING you do anything.

Kudos for being honest, Kurt.  And not being whiny about it.  I’m really confused, though.  Was that them agreeing to date or what?  What doesn’t Blaine want to screw up if it isn’t?

Tina, what is the deal?  You are making everyone uncomfortable.

“Okay, one, you got a girl pregnant last year, so, yeah, y’are.  Two, what makes you think guys treat me bad?  I can take care of myself.”  Lauren is such a badass. 

 PREACH IT, girl.

Rachel, will you stop with the eternal pity party?

It annoys me how bad they are sometimes with the playback and the lip-syncing.  Especially with Rachel.

Wait, did we just have an entire episode of Glee without Sue?  That’s kind of weird.

Oh and also

TINA COHEN-CHANG FOR PRESIDENT