Here is what I want from you, Glee.
My cut is not working, for whatever reason, so I will just say SPOILERS ALERT and give you ample room to avoid them.
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1) Stop making Rachel and Finn the focus of the show. She’s a pain in the ass and he’s just kind of boring.
2) Stop passing off horrible things as good things. Example: Finn outing Santana, which led to her sexuality being broadcast on television to the entire town, and then never getting called out on it, even by Santana herself.
3) Give more screen time to Mercedes. And make Samcedes happen for real. Also, make Brittana happen for real.
4) Stop leaving loose ends everywhere we turn and then retconning them a whole season later. Example: Artie’s artificial leg machine, or whatever that was. Given to him on last year’s Christmas episode, and then never mentioned again until this year’s Christmas episode, when Tina offhandedly mentioned that it broke the day after he got it.
5) Have Quinn dye her hair pink again and continue being a decent human being. I don’t like the way you equate “dyed hair” with “evil and manipulative.”
6) Give me more of that swim coach from the most recent episode. I like her.
7) Stop resolving complicated plots way too quickly and simply. Example: the fight between Biest and Sue over Cooter. (Horrible name, by the way.) They set it up as something that was going to be a knock-down, drag-out fight, and then the next we hear about it, it’s “Oh, Cooter and I eloped!” It didn’t even happen onscreen. What gives, Glee?
8) Have someone point out to Sam that the time he spent working as a stripper was nothing to be ashamed of. And mean it.
9) Show us that Blaine can sing in more than one style.
10) Bring back Lauren Zizes.
11) Put Santana in more vintage swimsuits.
To be continued…